Quotes

Joachim's Introduction

Leon: Is someone there? Are you a prisoner here?

Joachim: Who are you?

Leon: My name is Leon, and you are?

Joachim: My name is Joachim Armster. It's too bad you aren't Walter.

Leon: This feeling...are you a vampire?

Joachim: That's right, lowly human.

Leon: Why is a vampire locked away here?

Joachim: SHUT UP! Damn Walter, I would have won, were it not for his ebony stone.

Leon: Ebony stone? What's that?

Joachim: If you want to know, BEAT ME! It'll be a nice prelude to defeating Walter. I'll beat you... TO A PULP.

During The Fight with Joachim

Due to the fact these things never have subtitles and my hearing isn't great, most of these are approximations of what he says during the fight based on what I hear.

One line sounds either like he is saying "Miss" or "Bitch" or "Dead!" and I genuinely can't tell which it is. I like to think he's calling Leon a bitch.

I like to believe he also says "You bitch," at one point. That line is actually "Useless," unfortunately, but it would be funnier this way.

[when hit] "It can't be!"

"Cover me!"

A lot of his quotes during his fight are mostly typical grunts and "AUGH" sounds you'd expect from a video game

Joachim's Defeat

Joachim: To think I lost to a human...

Leon: You promised, answer me! What is the ebony stone

Joachim: A stone, made with alchemy... it creates the neverending darkness in this forest

Leon: Hence, eternal night. But the night should help you as well, since you're a vampire!

Joachim: That stone chooses it's master. My powers pale beside his.. Oh, if only I had the Crimson Stone.

And then he let's out an actual dark souls death scream it's really good.

Joachim Mode

The only time that Joachim really speaks is at the end of Joachim mode, and even then, he isn't speaking, just doing an evil cackle. That man is on a mission for murder