Fanfiction

Admittedly, there won't be an absolute ton on here. It is both very hard to find scans of the Lament of Innocence Doujinshi I like, and though there are some pretty decent fics out there.... I am picky. Here's a few I really like, though.

  • Spider Legs - Xiaojian
  • This fic is a really interesting study of why Joachim is so... Like That. I like that his favorite hobby is pissing Walter the fuck off. Kind of required reading for understanding why I believe Joachim to be a bitch. He's so funny.

  • Prisoner of Mind - Kairei
  • I really like how this one delves into what I call the Joachim Is A Fucking Lunatic side of things. It's not something I really explore much with my own writing so it's very exciting to see. Since I've been focusing on the universes where Joachim lives, it's rare that I get to explore the Absolutely Deranged side of this man.

  • Little Lion - Flakeblood
  • EXPLICIT!!! I will not lie... this was the fic that started my weird obsession with Joachim Armster x Leon Belmont... they're a funny genre of toxic yaoi. This gets a place of honor for part of being part of Why I'm Like This

  • J2K: Unlikely Companions
  • I am sorry to plug my own fic. I'm actually not because I think I am a comedy genius. Anyway we should put Julius and Joachim in more funny situations. I swear I will update this... soon enough

    I am sure there are good things on fanfiction.net but you could not pay me enough to look at that fucking site ever again god help me. If someone links me SPECIFIC fics then they may get put here but god that website is terrible. Doujins will be on here soon. If anything from Wattpad or something gets on here you have permission to kill me by firing squad.